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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crops Grown:	3559
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	1722	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
New Chunks Explored:	757251	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!