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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2163	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	54

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!