So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	207
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Zombie Dances:	0	Crops Grown:	1721
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	2077	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	275	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2363
Enchantments Applied:	74	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1998	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net