So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

amusing, Awesome, Blue, dream scenario, Entertaining, FANTASY, far-fetched, Florida, funny, humor, humoristic, hypothetical situation, Improbable, Minecraft, smp, SoFreakingEPIC, unlikely, WHIMSICAL, wishful dreaming, wishful fantasy, wishful hoping, Wishful thinking, Wishful Thoughts

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6370	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2686	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6355	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6752	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	8316	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2453
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Zombie Dances:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2

play.townysmp.com