SnotBlockerzMC | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!

F R E E Z A – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: if you can’t spell Freeza correctly, you’re outta here! We take spelling very seriously in our world, so if you’re a grammar nerd looking for a place to thrive, this is the server for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon named Steve. Legend has it that Steve once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a single fireball. Join our server and you might just get the chance to ride on Steve’s back and conquer the world together.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re tired of boring servers with no sense of humor, come hang out with us and laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes spelling so seriously? Freeza would be proud. Join us today and let the fun begin!

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3749
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	833718
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6552	Emeralds Found:	6117
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	4448
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	280
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ores Mined:	4764	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4666

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	606	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5707	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19