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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4624 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7930 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.