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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9546 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.