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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4380 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4303 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 81 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.
if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.
plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.
