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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8613 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!