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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2664 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1426 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if you can defeat them, the treasure is all yours!
But that’s not all, folks. This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can bust a move with a creeper without getting blown up, you win a special prize!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a snack that you can’t stop eating until it’s all gone – you’re gonna need the energy for all the craziness that’s about to go down!
