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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7398 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 56 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3558 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Ores Mined: | 6572 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.