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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4455 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1007 |
Farms Harvested: | 428 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.