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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8629 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.