SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7474
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	5904

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	568773	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchantments Applied:	289
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3509	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9836
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	548393
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Votes:	2004	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3465
Dimension Hops:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu