SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	2107

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	264	Potions Brewed:	25

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Animals Bred:	91
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crops Grown:	9173	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	4391
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	2345
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Enchantments Applied:	149	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1032
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ores Mined:	6061

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	57	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2139	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6359	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

nornia.net