SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3582	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	7372
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4635	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	3330
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	3917
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	1861	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	6566	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	New Chunks Explored:	703892
Magic Items Found:	2443	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mines Excavated:	3183
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3410
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	258
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com