SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mines Excavated:	1631
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	83

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8602
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4372	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569