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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5279
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7724

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

kaianvea.net

Capital Craft

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2369	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

in1.terohost.in:25571

WelkinMC

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6543	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

play.welkinmc.com

Vanilla Vice

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

mc.vanillavicerp.pt

PixelVerse

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

pixelverse.line.pm

Skypeaks

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	2784
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to Skypeaks!

About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

hub.skypeaks.net

Lockley

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2181	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

lockley.shulker.com

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Votes:	2082	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

redeplacebos.shop:12000

SinisterNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

**SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

**SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

SinisterNetwork.Org

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

play.vipmc.fun

NixSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

141.95.72.115:19178

AnarchyBox

Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Votes:	5096	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

anarchybox.xyz:25567

Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

147.135.8.26:25571

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	814237	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

mc.theraven.au

b253 anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1031	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

b253.ddns.net