SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5923	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mines Excavated:	2119	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Buildings Constructed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1270
Buildings Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchantments Applied:	228	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	232
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	2179
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Votes:	470
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchantments Applied:	134	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Towns Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com