SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2101	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

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Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	4793
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	1579	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Crops Grown:	9319
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Votes:	5889
Emeralds Found:	7277	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	5647	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	43263

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8210	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4060	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1245	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4599

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	93
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	6653
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca