SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3060	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	30

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1961
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Runes Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	9918
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5409	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	378
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	119

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	742574	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5289
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	2577
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	275	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org