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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	225
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

play.mineland.org

MIneShake Network

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	452
Buildings Constructed:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Mineshake.net

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

mc.betteringame.com

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	8988
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	65	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

play.talesofdertinia.com

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	974
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	63	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	2734

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

mineover.es

ServerUnti

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	New Chunks Explored:	810394
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

server.minatoriunti.it

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	6605
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	4334
Buildings Constructed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7970	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	608
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mines Excavated:	2904	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1566
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	258474
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

================ManiaCrafting ================

This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Potions Brewed:	107
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	2448	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info