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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

FatalityPrison

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

FatalityPrison, Is a Prison server hosted in America. We are a strong Dedicated server with amazing Staff and Players.

fatalitypvp.net

LegendaryBane SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LegendaryBane is a server with a new spawn, new shop, new hub, and a cool creative freebuild server. Come join us and play on a sweet server that has loads of plugins that add tons of cool features to a semi vanilla experience!

Our Creative Freebuild world is built with a plots system. We also have WorldEdit available. Come build whatever you like and enjoy knowing that your creations will always be available to show off!

LegendaryBane is a server built for you. Join our website at http://legendarybane.net.

legendarybane.net

SkyCrack

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	4

We Started as a normal whitelisted server, but we decided to move to a bukkit server. We are running bukkit on a 1.7.2 server. We are looking for people who know how to code to help with other projects coming up. This is not just a server this is a community looking ti expand. Right now this server is white-listed but in the future we hope to be able to make the server big enough to expand to an un-whitelisted server.

192.110.161.39

Oasis MC

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Oasis is one of the strongest survival servers out there. You can build as soon as you come in, and you can also apply for member on the forums to get a kit with free iron tools. We are heavily community based, everyone from member to admins are here to help you. Tons of plugins are being run to make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. We use CoreProtect to catch those griefers in their tracks, then rollback any damage they’ve done. We also use BlockLocker to lock and secure your doors and chest, and and we even have a couple of special custom plugins! For those who want a little more action, we have a dedicated Mini Games server in the works! We host community events such as build-offs and MobArena (Wave Survival) games! We try our hardest to ensure you have a great time here, and we hope you will stop by and say ‘Hello!’ Visit our forums at www.oasis-mc.net for more information.

oasis-mc.us

Diamond Creeper

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Danish: Hey, this is Diamond Creeper. A Danish/English server where we always have a good time! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison We hope to see you inside Diamond Creeper

Oops!! You can also use the ipen diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

English: Hello, this is Diamond creeper. A Danish/English server where we where got it good and fun! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison! We hope we see you on Diamond Creeper

OPS!! You also can use the ip diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

Axemania PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1013	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

AWESOME SEREVR JOIN DP AT 10 PPL

axemania.mcpro.co

Sector Alpha Arena Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Sector Alpha’s Mobarena is a server dedicated to the popular gamemode Mobarena. Players on this server fight endless waves of mobs and bosses to earn credits and tokens which they can later use to buy more Mobarena classes, special arrows, and other fun perks.

The other gamemode is Chamber of Heroes, where up to 10 players fight a round with a choice of over 36 Heroes. There are also over 200 spells for some of the 36 classes, there are also guns for a few of the classes. Players win rounds by destroying the other team’s cores and towers, players also can get gold to upgrade his or her own stats, or buy items. Chamber of Heroes is mostly about teamwork, and a good team is what makes this game so good.

sasha.sector-alpha.net:25567

BeastCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	306
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

BeastCraft

skyblock.BeastCraft.net

Crafted Cubes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ores Mined:	4178
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

206.217.129.115:25665

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

mc.brutal-network.com

Craftfirst

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5101
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Craftfirsteu.minecraft.to

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5296	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

play.hexicraft.com

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

play.rcraft.eu

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

pwc.us.to

123pvp.com

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

123pvp.com