SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Project Magma

Survival

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Adenbey

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lava Central

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

Website: lavacentral.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Furry Kingdom

Survival

A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Terralith WhisperCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Skeetania

Survival

wanna have a good time playing survival? join our server! we have a great mod team and a brand new world for you to play on! little to no command work done, pure vanilla no Plugins

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	282	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Adagra smp

Discord, Kingdom, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Want to play an Origins modded server? We host a Kingdom themed Origins server with many mods.Our server runs on fabric 1.18.2 and you can find our mods on our Discord server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Towny Central

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Towny Central is a Minecraft Towny Server, As well as a Towny Community. Supporting versions 1.8 to the current, We strive to make an outstanding server with a friendly community. Our main goal is to make sure our players are getting what they deserve, To have an enjoyable experience on Minecraft! Here is some of the following features Towny Central has to offer!

– Multiple worlds that used Towny – Different gamemodes featuring the Towny Plugin – Players from all over the world with strong connections – An active discord server with 24/7 support from staff – 99% uptime from the Towny Central Server – A website full of information – Multiple ways for players to contact us – An amazing community – A experienced, trustworthy staff team!

Come check us out today using any version you want! Simply open up Minecraft, Go to “Multiplayer” and enter our IP “play.townycentral.net”

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

erwara22tv

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a 20 slot minehut server, which shuts down if inactive. If you get sent to the minehut lobby do /join erwara22tv and it will start up the server

1.5.2

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bees artifacts

Abilities, Custom Items, Datapacks, HARD, Hard Server, Multiplayer Survival

A SMP server with my datapacks Bee’s Mobs, Artifacts, and Famine.

The Famine datapack focuses on making the game harder through multiple features, such as hunger being a very, very, big problem- which encourages players to work together to survive. Mobs get stronger deeper underground and other things- and mobs get stronger in general, including different types with different buffs.

Bee’s Mobs focuses on adding new mobs to spice up variety and mob encounters.

Artifacts add items that can be obtained from killing mobs. The items, called Artifacts, give you passive buffs when equipped. You equip an Artifact by putting it in your top inventory bar.

All of these datapacks are far from finished- It is only me, Beezone, working on them, making it difficult to get a lot of content in each one. I try to add more content as often as possible to add more variety in gameplay.

For Artifacts and Mobs, I will be adding more content to these packs, more mobs and more artifacts. Adding more features to Famine would make things harder and probably annoying to some degree.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4304

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Miccraft | Lag Free Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance server.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include:·

Land Claims: This protects your hard work from greifers.·

Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient·

TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Altersheim04

4Fun, Arena Pvp, Farming, gambling, Land Claim, Landprotection, Mods, TOWN, Vehicles

Hey People

We are an friendly Forge Server with soooo much mods.

So if you want to relax and have some fun. Join us =)

U can also Fight again other players in our arena or play other games we are building. Maybe together with you =)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Raiders

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Wellcome to land of Dragon Raiders. Hope you enjoy youre stay here in our brand new server.Grief protection is on.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Million Victory Places

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

This is a minecraft server from a Community server. We are still working to improve our gamemodes. Now we have only survival with McMMO and a Costum map. But we are working to get also some Minigames / Skyblocks / ….

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Grandcraftauto

GTA

GCA is a GTA minecraft server where everything is possible, It’s up to you to choose between the life of a bandit or the life of an honest citizenOur staff listens

Come and have fun!![CRACK ON] [1.9.4-1.18]

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!