SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	470	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	184
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1110	Buildings Constructed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4421	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1314	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	2092
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	267

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9899	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Magic Items Found:	6151

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	1799
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	414	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	2012
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Farms Harvested:	784
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!