Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Gods Slained: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Towns Built: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 4863

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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