Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
Chimeras Created: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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