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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5260 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4371 |
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!
