🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 318 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5214 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 67 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.