SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mines Excavated:	3428	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	9266
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	108	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	500058
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.