SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4170	Magic Items Found:	7414
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5101
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5045
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Mines Excavated:	1667	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	9868	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.