SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

>30+ characters in the main cast, gt200, Jjk, transexual main couple, >200+ Chapters

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

WTF, online forums, Wanderers, Happened, discussion

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
AttractiveBlockOddities

eccentric attraction, out of the ordinary attraction, offbeat attraction, strange attraction, unconventional attraction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

Azerbaijan Airlines, world news, plane crash, Putin apology, putin

so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

loneliness and physical health, Heartbeat, loneliness and heart health, Men, Heart function

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Boredom SMP

Server Events, Mature Community, Discord, United Kingdom, amd ryzen

Minecraft Server Overview

Season Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Server Mode	Online Mode
Server IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World IP	cr.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]

What Makes Us Unique

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
Active staff support

Discord & Dynmap

You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

What to Expect

A mature and respectful community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Freedom and acceptance for all players

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay do you offer?	We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
Are cracked accounts supported?	No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
What can I expect from the community?	A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Are donations pay-to-win?	No, donations are cosmetic only.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

AttractiveBlockOddities

AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

Boredom SMP

Minecraft Server Overview

What Makes Us Unique

Discord & Dynmap

What to Expect