SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Zombie Dances:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	9921
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4497
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	2114	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ores Mined:	9090
Crops Grown:	1358	Void Armor Forged:	19

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Farms Harvested:	851
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6623
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	1355
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	102525
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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