SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	283
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Emeralds Found:	5469	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1401
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Server Version: 1.19.3, Java & Bedrock Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!) Store: https://store.stormylagoon.com Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Greylist: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3145472-new-java-bedrock-1-18-2-stormy-lagoon-vanilla

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crops Grown:	9282	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	2964	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	152	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com