SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crops Grown:	1823	Zombie Dances:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4597	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6956
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4206	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2016
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	138391
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	940873	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2939	Ores Mined:	6851
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com