SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Villages Defended:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	992614	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5787
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2205

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	993
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	180
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1046
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	9024	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	508909	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	7133

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	9199	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645