SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	239744

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	4059
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Towns Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	489043
Dragon Eggs Found:	8106	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1006	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Farms Harvested:	555	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	7069

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	7053	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

slmc.vpsnode.org