SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	5625
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

SwordandSteel

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Werewolfs factions and pvp

69.162.66.19:25643

Magmasurge

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

mc.magmasurge.net

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	623
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

survival.efcraft.net

RedBladePvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2125
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2188	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	6146	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	3318	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	278
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	167

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org