SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Potions Brewed:	185
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ores Mined:	7166
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6302
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	566
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4744	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchantments Applied:	73

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2983
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Votes:	1553	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34