SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5233	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	191159	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4878

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	501564
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Emeralds Found:	4341	Blood Moons Survived:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4878
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net