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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6571 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2992 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).
Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.