SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mines Excavated:	1188	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	200
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ores Mined:	9146
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5077	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8878	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	848

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	2839

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	548	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	5083	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ores Mined:	9235	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1340	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	10