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BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	6309
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	1072	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Star Shards Collected:	87
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3611	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6328	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Animals Bred:	51

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	998
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	403	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

Players:	96/700	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1