SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	539	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2357	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4751	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6791
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	447795
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1912
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3316
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

mc.almighty.pro