SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1867	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9791	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	208
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

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L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

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Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

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KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Farms Harvested:	424
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

play.mc.lol

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25

ms.prismforge.com