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The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	473	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5064	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	467
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1060
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Star Shards Collected:	180
New Chunks Explored:	188525	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	72
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6909	Crops Grown:	4373
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1844
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Farms Harvested:	242	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3310
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Votes:	3055	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12