/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	685	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	4127
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2239
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Items Found:	1793

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Star Shards Collected:	83	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1555
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Star Shards Collected:	182	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	1515

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!