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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6995	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	8793	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	187

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3116	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	19

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3062	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	858858	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ores Mined:	3247

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3413	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	New Chunks Explored:	277095
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	7868
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com