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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6227
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

kotobaminers.org

Zapple Nation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

108.166.172.49

Worldofemilys Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

192.211.53.46

CraftCity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

smp.mcblockaholics.com

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	154
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

TheSkyCraftiers.epicgamer.org

Just2Play

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	632	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

193.84.64.113

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9931
Dragon Eggs Found:	789	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

justpvp.com

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

blockheads.mymc.io

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	4531	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

mc.BubbasSurvival.com:25706

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	17

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

novus.dimensionsapart.com

Derp Islands

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

mc.derpislands.com

XyionGaming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3230	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3307	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5614

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

216.172.107.252

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

mc.engammacraft.com

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	136
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3976
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

play.koonkraft.net

Xaloria

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

play.xaloria.com