SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Villages Defended:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

RoboGuy’s Sus House Minecraft SMP

access control, home automation, House, internet control, live robot feed, Minecraft, remote control robot, RoboGuys, ROBOT, robot camera, robot control, robot exploration, Robot House, robot interaction, robot monitoring, robot movement, robot security, robot streaming, robot surveillance, robot technology, robotics, smp, sus, sus house, TTS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5929	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the robots have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a world where robots are in charge and you’ll have to earn their trust to survive. But be warned, these robots have a mind of their own and might just decide to team up with the creepers to take you down. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

RedditCraftLVLOL

digital community, digital presence, forum, internet platform, Online Community, online engagement, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online reputation, reddit, reddit account, Reddit account level, RedditCraftLVLOL, social media, social-networking, user account, user activity, user level, user profile, user ranking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Redditors of all levels – whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were greeted by a group of friendly villagers who taught them how to ride on the backs of ender dragons and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. It was a magical experience that they never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic build battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a sky dimension where you can build to your heart’s content).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Reddit Minecraft champion!

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, alliances, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, Events, Exploration, Factions, factions warfare, Fighting, Loot, Mining, PvP, Realm, Safety, semi anarchy, Survival, Trading, Wall, Wilderness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Villages Defended:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Come join in on an anarchy style Bedrock realm where the only established rule is a safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction). We are open to everyone to come join in on mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring. Plan on hosting small events in the coming year so I look forward to seeing you all there. Remember safety ends outside The Wall!

Realm: https://realms.gg/RyMyUzAtSg6rhqo

Discord: https://discord.gg/VRNyjTDJ

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the rule of the server?	The only established rule is the safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall.
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, the server is open to everyone.
What activities can I do on the server?	You can engage in mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring.
Are there any planned events on the server?	Small events are planned for the coming year.
Where does safety end on the server?	Safety ends outside The Wall.

EternalCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, disrespectful phrase, EternalCraft, kurva anyátok, long tail tags: hungarian insult, offensive language, Realms, vulgar expression

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
New Chunks Explored:	275596	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns!

Explore our vast world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs!

Join our community of players who are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world through the power of pixelated blocks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the craziest, most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of gold blocks or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepOH, Breed, breeding, CONDOM, cry, Dino, DINO GIRL, DINO MEN, Epic, GLORIOUS DEATH, greene, HUMAN BULLS, humans, HYBRID CHILD, IMPALED, Kino, masturbating, MENTAL HARM, Minecraft, murder, OH MY SCIENCE, physical harm, rape, Science, SMPpblockquote, SWAMP BABIES, torture, Villages, ww2

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

CraftyCraze: Best Buy Edition

amazing purchase, best buy ever, Best choice, best decision, best investment, best purchase, best shopping experience, Buy, CraftyCraze, Edition, favorite buy, favorite buy ever, favorite purchase, great purchase, happy buyer, happy customer, satisfied buyer, satisfied customer, smart buy, top buy, top choice, top purchase, worth the money

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Votes:	1394
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2470
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like buying a pet rock on steroids! Not only will you have endless hours of fun building and exploring, but you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, it’s worth every penny. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself!

DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

Arab Spring, Assad, Butcher of Hama, Corruption, criminal charges, Dictatorship, DUBAI, DubaiCraft, extradition, human rights violations, international news, Justice, Lebanese officials, MIDDLE EAST, political exile, refugee, Rifaat, Syria, Syrian civil war, uncle, UncleRifaatsEscape, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

Tonsil Trouble Clinic

Assessment, Clinic, consultations, digital assessments, Digital healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, Healthcare Technology, Medical advice, online healthcare, over-treatment, patient care, Reliability, remote consultations, Risk, sore throat, telemedicine, throat infections, tonsil, tonsillitis, Trouble, under-treatment, virtual appointments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, u know when ur playing minecraft and u get a sore throat from talking to ur friends on discord for too long? well, on this server, we got u covered! forget digital healthcare consultations, come join us for some good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun and we’ll make sure ur tonsillitis gets the proper assessment it deserves.

our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.

so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Harmony Falls

Bosses/Dungeons, Clan, Discord, Economy, Events, Falls, Gladiator NPCs, Harmony, MCMMO, Pets, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG elements, Skills, smp, Towns, 🌄, 🏰, 🐉, 👥, 👹

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2675	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Harmony Falls Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version	Java 1.21.1
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

More Exciting Features Coming soon!

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is voice chat mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, voice chat is optional on Harmony Falls.
Can I create my own town/clan on Harmony Falls?	Yes, players can build their own towns and establish relations with other clans.
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
Are there any upcoming events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, there are various events and competitions such as hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

Gemstone Haven 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, gemstone, Haven, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, koseki bijou, Links, merch, Music, Next stream, Previous Stream, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	470	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual acid trip but with blocks and shit. We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like we’re some kind of social media influencers in the virtual world. And our streams? Next level crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

Plus, we got this debut stream that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain explode. And don’t even get me started on the merch, like, who needs real clothes when you can wear virtual swag?

Oh, and we got this starter guide that’ll blow your mind, like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for pure insanity. And don’t mess with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world, just hide, report, and keep on rocking.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, it’s gonna be a trip you’ll never forget. Just don’t forget to bring your virtual sunscreen, things are gonna get hot in here.

Future NXT Champ Minecraft SMP

athlete, Champ, Championship, ChenXT, Competition, Contender, Future, future star, Minecraft, NXT, nxt champ, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, Ring, smp, Sports Entertainment, title holder, up-and-comer, wrestling, wrestling champion, wrestling match, wrestling promotion, wwe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	892	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2647

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join #ChenXT if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with shenanigans, pranks, and epic builds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our resident player, Bob the Builder, accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

And let’s not forget about the time our fearless leader, Queen Potato, declared war on the neighboring SMP because they stole all our diamonds. It was a battle for the ages, with flying pigs and exploding sheep everywhere!

But the real reason you should join #ChenXT is for the community. We’re a group of misfits, meme lords, and potato enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few TNT cannons). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join #ChenXT and let the chaos begin!

Ravenshade

Army, Calculated, Crafting, Defense, Endurance, Factions, Glory, leadership, loyalty, Mining, nation-states, purposeful, Ravenshade, resilience, secrecy, Shadow Council, shadows, Silence, strength, Subtlety, Survival, Umbracron

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Farms Harvested:	519	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Ravenshade – A Minecraft Nation

Overview
Ravenshade is a settlement in Nation-States built on strength, magic, and ancient dark forces. Embracing secrecy and subtlety, its people mine powerful resources, craft structures, and protect their home with The Nightwing Legion.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Ravenshade?	You can join Ravenshade by visiting the Discord server provided in the overview and connecting with the community there.
What is the leadership structure in Ravenshade?	Ravenshade is led by The Umbracron, with guidance from The Shadow Council. The focus is on secrecy, resilience, loyalty, and silence.
What is the role of The Nightwing Legion?	The Nightwing Legion is a silent, watchful army that defends Ravenshade from threats, striking from the shadows when needed.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, anticipation, Characters, creator, DanganRonpa, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, fan reactions, feelings, game development, gameplay, Gaming Community, Kodaka, long tail tags, MysticCraft, Opinions, Realms, release date, speculation, Storyline, Thoughts, upcoming video game, visual novel

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Bro, forget about that lame game, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the Macarena.

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

So ditch that boring video game and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Tennis Baller Minecraft SMP

146264902, Aussie Swing, Baller, flashscore, free streams, Live Stream, live stream 14, Minecraft, previous matches, Scores, smp, sports hub, sports hub stream, STREAMS, Tennis, tennis live stream

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	9600	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and evil skeletons, all while riding on the backs of majestic llamas and flying on magical broomsticks. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Aussie Swing tournament, where players battle it out on the tennis court for the ultimate prize of enchanted diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, apprehensive, DREAD, fear, FearlessCraft, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Scared, smp, spine-chilling, startled, Terrified, Terror, uneasy, uneasy feeling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Players Killed by Monsters:	7738

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join! It’s like a magical land where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers, it was insane!

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. One time, we found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. It was like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

But the best part is the secret underground base we all built together. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a disco room with glowstone dance floor. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you’re not afraid of a little adventure and want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of pink sheep or something.